Carl was a big bunny - no doubt about it. Those large feet, the loooooong ears, that cute twitchy nose - Ray had never really thought about it before, but he couldn't help it now. His friend was staring at him in a most provocative way and the little guinea pig backed away slowly until his furry butt hit the wall of the cage.

"You know," Carl said lustily. "You have the most adorable brown eyes, Ray." He hopped closer till his whiskers brushed against his little friend's cheek. "How come I never noticed before?"

"Errrrrrr," Ray stammered.

Carl put one arm around his friend’s back and stroked the brown and white fur. “The way you strut around here, shaking your ass in my face,” he said, nuzzling the little guinea pig’s ear. “You’re desperate for it, aren’t you?”

“Errrrr, that is,” Ray squirmed. “I was just …” A dry tongue snaked into his ear canal and made him shudder. “Oooooh, uh, C c carl,” he stuttered. “Are, uh, y you sh sure that ….”

Carl swept him up into his big grey furry arms and kissed him on the lips. Their buck teeth clanged together and Ray went limp.

“Do with me what you will, Carl!” he exclaimed in abandon.

“Anything?” Carl asked in a husky voice.

“Anything!” Ray begged.

Suddenly Carl dropped the little guinea pig onto the cedar covered floor and turned away. “Great!” he said over his shoulder as he hopped back towards his hutch. “Next time you whack me with a carrot, keep that in mind.”

Ray lay spread eagle on his back for a long time and wondered if he should feel relieved or disappointed.